Our Services

Place a furry in your boardroom. Watch morale improve. Our corporate-grade rentals arrive pre-groomed and dressed to match your company dress code. Compatible with PowerPoint presentations, team-building exercises, and long uncomfortable silences with the CEO.

• ✓ Outfitted in business casual through black tie
• ✓ Boardroom-safe temperament
• ✓ Post-event condition report included
• ✓ LinkedIn-safe photo opportunities

Birthday Parties

Rent a furry for your kid's birthday. Available in sizes small through life-size. All birthday rentals arrive freshly groomed, fully accessorized, and with a gentle, kid-friendly temperament. Cake-adjacent positioning available upon request. Feeding not included.

• ✓ Age-appropriate energy levels
• ✓ Hypoallergenic options available
• ✓ Backup unit on standby
• ✓ Complimentary "I Met a Furry" stickers

Bar & Bat Mitzvahs

Mazel Tov meets Meow. Our Mitzvah-ready furries are trained in ceremony etiquette and Hora participation. They know when to emerge from behind the DJ booth and when to sit quietly during the Torah reading. Kosher-adjacent behavior guaranteed. 30+ Mitzvahs. Zero halachic incidents.

• ✓ Ceremony-aware — knows when to sit, stand, and sway
• ✓ Hora-trained (both chair and circle)
• ✓ Candle-lighting participation available
• ✓ Photographable with grandparents

Weddings

Your special day, furrier than ever. Our wedding rentals can be color-matched to your palette and integrated into your bridal party, processional, or surprise reveal. Over 40 venues served. Only permanently banned from three.

• ✓ Dyed to match your wedding colors (Pantone reference required)
• ✓ First-dance capable (waltz, foxtrot, slow sway)
• ✓ Trained not to catch the bouquet
• ✓ Photographer-friendly — knows its angles

Last night of freedom? Make it furry. Our party-grade rentals are trained for bar crawls, limo rides, scavenger hunts, and that one dare nobody thought anyone would actually follow through on. Available in "tasteful" through "plausible deniability." We've done 200+ send-offs. Only two resulted in canceled weddings.

• ✓ Bar-crawl rated (4+ hours, 6+ venues)
• ✓ Photo-op choreography included
• ✓ Matching sash/tiara/veil for the guest of honor
• ✓ "What happens with the furry stays with the furry" NDA available

Conventions & Expos

Need 15 foxes for your booth at CES? We have the inventory and the logistics. Bulk furry rentals include coordinated delivery, branded accessories, and a hydration schedule for extended use. All units inspected and groomed between events.

• ✓ Bulk pricing (5+ units)
• ✓ Branded vests/accessories available
• ✓ Rotation schedule for extended events
• ✓ Rated for 8+ hours of continuous use

Our private-tier rentals come with maximum flexibility and minimum paperwork. No event description required. No questions asked. We deliver. You use as directed. We pick up. What happens with your rental stays between you and the rental.

• ✓ Unmarked delivery vehicle
• ✓ No-log pickup and dropoff
• ✓ Custom configuration available
• ✓ "It was a costume party" documentation included