Est. 2019 · Milwaukee, WI
Rent a Furry
For Any Occasion
Corporate retreats. Birthday parties. Bar Mitzvahs. Select your species, pick your size, and we handle the rest. Delivery and pickup included. Dry clean only.
Events Served
Client Satisfaction
Species Available
Incidents (Reported)
What We Do
Premium furries, available by the hour or the day. We handle grooming, transport, and aftercare. All rentals are fully insured and arrive event-ready.
Corporate Events
Nothing livens up a quarterly review like a 6-foot wolf in the conference room. Pairs well with team-building exercises and open bars. Housebroken.
Celebrations
Available in all sizes, from compact to life-size. Our furries arrive groomed, accessorized, and ready for photos. Gentle temperament guaranteed.
Private Engagements
Discreet delivery. No questions asked. Our private-tier rentals come with enhanced confidentiality and a complimentary lint roller. Returns accepted within 24 hours.
What Our Clients Say
"We rented three wolves for our Q3 offsite. Productivity went up 340% the following week. Two employees asked if they could keep them. HR said no."
Jennifer M.
VP of People, Redacted Corp
"We rented a fox for my son's Bar Mitzvah. It arrived 10 minutes early, fully groomed, and it somehow knew the Hora. We have a framed photo of Rabbi Goldstein high-fiving it in our living room."
David K.
Proud Father, Skokie IL
"Rented a wolf for my divorce party. Best money I spent during the entire marriage, honestly. It just... understood the assignment. Wouldn't leave my side all night. I cried into it."
Tamara S.
Newly Liberated, Milwaukee WI
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Ready to Make Your Event Unforgettable?
Browse our catalog. Pick your species. We'll handle delivery, grooming, and cleanup. All rentals include a 30-day shedding warranty.
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